Interview with a 4 1/2 year old

Something I copied from my Facebook:
Kealan's answers (verbatum)
1. What is something mom always says to you? I love you ( I swear this was un-prompted!)
2. What makes mom happy? I'm too busy to answer right now
3. What makes mom sad? Bad Decisions
4. How does your mom make you laugh? Tickle
5. What was your mom like as a child? A baby
6. How old is your mom? 127
7. How tall is your mom? 841 tall
8. What is her favorite thing to do? Play
9. What does your mom do when you're not around? Hide
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? Everyone will know who you are
11. What is your mom really good at? Hide and seek
12. What is your mom not very good at? Climbing trees
13. What does your mom do for her job? Play (alot of people who didn't understand my profession believe this!)
14. What is your mom's favorite food? Meatballs (?)
15. What makes you proud of your mom? I don't know
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? Ruby
17. What do you and your mom do together? Play
18. How are you and your mom the same? We both have ears
19. How are you and your mom different? You're tall and I'm short
20. How do you know your mom loves you? I don't know
21. What does your mom like most about your dad? Meatball!!!!! (?????)
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? Disneyland